Dongfu
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This was originally a reply to a thread, but I felt it deserved to be a new thread just in case any of you ever take a trip to Hawaii or move here.
I dont know what people think Hawaii is like, but my guess is something like this:
Tropical beaches with topless brown skin beauties in grass skirts serving you Mai Thais in a coconut shell. Wrong:nono:
Here's a general breakdown of the women here
1. You got your local mixed Hawaiian girls. Nowadays these girls are basically white trash in brown skin, and usually really fat. (see "fat by 2015" in Anything Else forum - some funny posts.) The hot ones are *****es and have psycho boyfriends who are either on crack or ice.
"WHUT YOU ****UH, YOU EYING OUT MY GIRL:trouble: :trouble:
If your white you can basically forget about getting with a local girl unless you want to fight her fifteen brothers.
That leaves us with:
2. The hippie chicks, which are prevalent here. Some of these are cute if you can deal with dreaded armpit hair:cuss: :cuss:
3. Next you got your tourist girls. These are the best bet because vacationers are always open to spontaneous shopping possibilities. And they either wanna brag back home that they got laid by a hawaiian guy, or they want to live out some erotic nympho-tropical fantasy that wont tag them as a slut back home.
As a teen, my friends and I would drive to the tourist side of Maui to scam for tourist girls. We usually ended up in a fight, as there were several groups of agro PUA's all trying to steak a claim. Otherwise the hotel staff will usually kick you out eventually.
4. Next you got your surfer girls. Beautiful, 10+, but dating a buff model guy, and wont talk to you unless your famous or surf better than everyone else.
5. The college girls - this is the golden reserve for residents, and also the reason i've been in college for 7 years with no intention of graduating too soon.
6. Lastly, there is a handful of normal girls, average looking, cool, laid back. These either just moved here, or are one of the rare educated ones who could understand and respect a DJ.
On a positive note, the scene was alot worse 10 years ago. On Maui and Oahu where there are actual cities, there is a growing daily # of gameable women. The Big Island, where I live, Kauaii, Molokaii, and Lanai are pretty slim pickins.
Lucky for me, I hang in a community of really positive people with money, and I get a lot of referral girls who are usually rich chicks on vacation. On top of that, I've hit almost every other viable customer in the market. Islands are small, and everyone knows everything about you.
Of course there are exceptions, but this is the norm.
The largest problem is the hundreds of good looking surfer guys who are all expert PUA's. I grew up in this circle, and it was severe training. Way more men than women. You approach a girl at the beach and you have 50 friends critiquing your every move, and yelling rude ridiculous comments from across the beach to try and mess with you. A true DJ's boot camp.
There are better places to come than Hawaii to get laid, like Brasil. (See also Fatso post in Everything Else.)
Well thats about it. If your ever coming to Hawaii, let me know, and I'll do my best to point you in the right direction.
ALoha
I dont know what people think Hawaii is like, but my guess is something like this:
Tropical beaches with topless brown skin beauties in grass skirts serving you Mai Thais in a coconut shell. Wrong:nono:
Here's a general breakdown of the women here
1. You got your local mixed Hawaiian girls. Nowadays these girls are basically white trash in brown skin, and usually really fat. (see "fat by 2015" in Anything Else forum - some funny posts.) The hot ones are *****es and have psycho boyfriends who are either on crack or ice.
"WHUT YOU ****UH, YOU EYING OUT MY GIRL:trouble: :trouble:
If your white you can basically forget about getting with a local girl unless you want to fight her fifteen brothers.
That leaves us with:
2. The hippie chicks, which are prevalent here. Some of these are cute if you can deal with dreaded armpit hair:cuss: :cuss:
3. Next you got your tourist girls. These are the best bet because vacationers are always open to spontaneous shopping possibilities. And they either wanna brag back home that they got laid by a hawaiian guy, or they want to live out some erotic nympho-tropical fantasy that wont tag them as a slut back home.
As a teen, my friends and I would drive to the tourist side of Maui to scam for tourist girls. We usually ended up in a fight, as there were several groups of agro PUA's all trying to steak a claim. Otherwise the hotel staff will usually kick you out eventually.
4. Next you got your surfer girls. Beautiful, 10+, but dating a buff model guy, and wont talk to you unless your famous or surf better than everyone else.
5. The college girls - this is the golden reserve for residents, and also the reason i've been in college for 7 years with no intention of graduating too soon.
6. Lastly, there is a handful of normal girls, average looking, cool, laid back. These either just moved here, or are one of the rare educated ones who could understand and respect a DJ.
On a positive note, the scene was alot worse 10 years ago. On Maui and Oahu where there are actual cities, there is a growing daily # of gameable women. The Big Island, where I live, Kauaii, Molokaii, and Lanai are pretty slim pickins.
Lucky for me, I hang in a community of really positive people with money, and I get a lot of referral girls who are usually rich chicks on vacation. On top of that, I've hit almost every other viable customer in the market. Islands are small, and everyone knows everything about you.
Of course there are exceptions, but this is the norm.
The largest problem is the hundreds of good looking surfer guys who are all expert PUA's. I grew up in this circle, and it was severe training. Way more men than women. You approach a girl at the beach and you have 50 friends critiquing your every move, and yelling rude ridiculous comments from across the beach to try and mess with you. A true DJ's boot camp.
There are better places to come than Hawaii to get laid, like Brasil. (See also Fatso post in Everything Else.)
Well thats about it. If your ever coming to Hawaii, let me know, and I'll do my best to point you in the right direction.
ALoha
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