Sorry if this has already been posted, but it cracked me up:

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4900/Nice_guys_don_t_get_LAID.html

Not too far from reality.

OMG!
Dude, I was cringing!!
Cringing!
With the Pangs!!!

UGH.....
Funny, but..........damn, dude.

LESSON LEARNED: Don't be a dork.
Don't gush about your feelings.
Don't just talk and talk and talk and never escalate.
Do use Kino.
Don't come across as Gay or Feminine to women.
Don't just talk, use action. Move her, kino her, isolate, escalate.
Never think that there is such a thing as a healthy Male/Female romantic relationship devoid of Sex.
Never think Sex is "bad" or "dirty" and "Quality women aren't into Sex.".
Never think that coming across Non Sexual is Good.
Never think that coming across Non Sexual is preferred by women.
Never think that being NON Threatening to Women is something to aspire to.
Never think that Non Threatening means "lacking in any sexual feelings."(When used in context of dating, seduction, romance, etc.)
Never think that NOT touching a girl is a GOOD thing.

Most of this stems from a lack of embracing Maculinity, Sexual Desires, and Sexual Experience and Sexual Confidence, and thinking too highly of women (TOO much "respect".), idealized perceptions of women, and using your Mother as a role model to compare to the women you interact with.

Yeah, I saw that and was like Uh oh, I bet I know what's about to happen, then I went... Damn... He just got owned.

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i knew you'd like it.

haha!

let's face it, most of us have gone through this crap at least once in our lives.

and in addition to your list, one other lesson:

women are HORNY and want to get banged good. never forget this guys.

someone needs to d/l that video and permanently put it in the BIBLE, in a location that will never be changed.

that doesn't say it all...that SHOWS it, even though it was produced.

TooColdUlrick said:

someone needs to d/l that video and permanently put it in the BIBLE, in a location that will never be changed.

that doesn't say it all...that SHOWS it, even though it was produced.

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Damn, this is pure gold.

This video brings in such mixed emotions.. makes you wanna laugh, cry and shagg!

anway, pure gold again and this is quite the truth!