This is a facebook group i found and its besically girls telling guys a few things they should know about girls

i want to see your guys remakrs on it.

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.

3. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.

4.Saying something sweet may sometimes get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

5. If you talk about having a big, ya know, we know you don't.

6. Size does matter.

7. Make us laugh, we love that.

8. We're not sluts, as much as you'd like us to be.

9. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a *****.

10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. Too much, and it's over.

11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.

12. We may be over dramatic sometimes, but don't ever tell us, or you'll see drama like never before.

13. If you pass a hot girl, remember: you didn't even notice her.

14. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.

15. Dont make bets about us, we always find out. And we'll kick your asses after.

16. Don't compare our breasts to Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.

17. As much as you like guys-night, we like girls-night. We're going to have them.

18. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.

19. As much as a break up may hurt for us, you better believe we'll make it hurt more for you.

20. Trust us, we know.

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.
Two way street

5. If you talk about having a big, ya know, we know you don't.
as he whips out his 8 incher

6. Size does matter.
no s.hit

7. Make us laugh, we love that.
NO S.HIT

8. We're not sluts, as much as you'd like us to be.
you're not a slut as much as you'd like to be either

9. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a *****.
refer to number 1

10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. Too much, and it's over.
finally a good tip

11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.
not gonna happen

12. We may be over dramatic sometimes, but don't ever tell us, or you'll see drama like never before.
Yeah we know that. Thats why chicks get dumped and labeled, "my crazy ex"

13. If you pass a hot girl, remember: you didn't even notice her.
refer to number 1...again

15. Dont make bets about us, we always find out. And we'll kick your asses after.
If I wanted a b.itch boss, I would've told you. Shut up.

16. Don't compare our breasts to Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
You know what? You're right. I'ma go find me a chick with real tigo bitties!

19. As much as a break up may hurt for us, you better believe we'll make it hurt more for you.
Ok. NEXT!

20. Trust us, we know.
Trust me. I couldn't care less.

Overall, not bad; however.....

11. We don't make mistakes except for dating a woman who expects us to do this.
19. Pfffffffttttttttt.....
20. You wish....

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.
The height of hypocrisy. Girls even admit to going out of their way to make their boyfriends jealous because they love the attention. And god forbid a girl not act jealous.

6. Size does matter.
Oh indeed. Nothing's worse than a big ol' flappity vagina. What do you masturbate with, a watermelon? Again, two-way street.

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.

Sure I will get over it as long as you can get over the fact that I won't be in LTR with a girl that insists on hanging around other guys. Your just one girl that can easily be replaced, get over it.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.

What does that mean? all I hear these days how those young chickies love saying the word Fvck, b1tch and sh1t and think they are so cool. Hey if you bring this kind of a filthy mouth outdoors, why should I expect anything less indoors??

3. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.

You don't have a d1ck so don't act like you know what horny is

4.Saying something sweet may sometimes get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

Doing something sweet for someone who doesn't deserve or earned it and most chicks will dump that sorry ass loser and go for the other guy who won't put up with that crap.

5. If you talk about having a big, ya know, we know you don't.

All you got to ask is drop the pants and I will show you

6. Size does matter.

So does the size of your t1ts and the firmness of your ass

7. Make us laugh, we love that.

Do I look like a clown? make me cvm first and I will put a smile on your face.

8. We're not sluts, as much as you'd like us to be.

what does that mean? is that mean you won't take it up the ass but you are allowed to sleep with 3 different guys a week and think you are 'empowered woman'? get real.

9. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a *****.

Its good that you are jealous this way I know I am doing something right

10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. Too much, and it's over.

Yes I can be sensetive especially after sex I like to cuddle but don't expect me to cry like a b1tch or be overly emotional

11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.

Why don't I just lie down on the floor and say "step on me please"?

12. We may be over dramatic sometimes, but don't ever tell us, or you'll see drama like never before.

Is that a threat? because if you bring your drama over here, I will just go date another girl with a good head on her shoulders

13. If you pass a hot girl, remember: you didn't even notice her.

you will wonder why the sex was so hot tonight

14. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.

who are the chumps that think about legs all the time? we usually think more about what is between your legs

15. Dont make bets about us, we always find out. And we'll kick your asses after.

How do you think I met you? I betted my friend I would be able to pick you up for ons and more....

16. Don't compare our breasts to Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.

so what? its still nice to look at.

17. As much as you like guys-night, we like girls-night. We're going to have them.

Keep having those girls-night where you go and rub your asses against some guy's d1ck in a club and you will be replaced in no time

18. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.

Yeah you don't say

19. As much as a break up may hurt for us, you better believe we'll make it hurt more for you.

Another threat? must be the PMS acting up. Don't worry about me I will be fine

20. Trust us, we know.

keep telling that to yourself, you might actually believe it

Master Bates said:

6. Size does matter.
Oh indeed. Nothing's worse than a big ol' flappity vagina. What do you masturbate with, a watermelon?

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:crackup::crackup::crackup:

Point, advice from women on how to get women is BAD.

LOL at 8, 11, and 18...

Size matters. I agree. Not bragging but I have a 7 1/2 inch penis which is above average and one time I could not even fill a girl's psvvsy up. That psvvsy of hers was so fvcking loose it would have taken 2 of my ****s to fill her up. Guess that's why she told me that two guys dped her psvssy at the same time once. Her psvssy was enormous!

DJDamage said:

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.

Sure I will get over it as long as you can get over the fact that I won't be in LTR with a girl that insists on hanging around other guys. Your just one girl that can easily be replaced, get over it.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as you enjoy listening.

What does that mean? all I hear these days how those young chickies love saying the word Fvck, b1tch and sh1t and think they are so cool. Hey if you bring this kind of a filthy mouth outdoors, why should I expect anything less indoors??

3. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.

You don't have a d1ck so don't act like you know what horny is

4.Saying something sweet may sometimes get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

Doing something sweet for someone who doesn't deserve or earned it and most chicks will dump that sorry ass loser and go for the other guy who won't put up with that crap.

5. If you talk about having a big, ya know, we know you don't.

All you got to ask is drop the pants and I will show you

6. Size does matter.

So does the size of your t1ts and the firmness of your ass

7. Make us laugh, we love that.

Do I look like a clown? make me cvm first and I will put a smile on your face.

8. We're not sluts, as much as you'd like us to be.

what does that mean? is that mean you won't take it up the ass but you are allowed to sleep with 3 different guys a week and think you are 'empowered woman'? get real.

9. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a *****.

Its good that you are jealous this way I know I am doing something right

10. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. Too much, and it's over.

Yes I can be sensetive especially after sex I like to cuddle but don't expect me to cry like a b1tch or be overly emotional

11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.

Why don't I just lie down on the floor and say "step on me please"?

12. We may be over dramatic sometimes, but don't ever tell us, or you'll see drama like never before.

Is that a threat? because if you bring your drama over here, I will just go date another girl with a good head on her shoulders

13. If you pass a hot girl, remember: you didn't even notice her.

you will wonder why the sex was so hot tonight

14. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.

who are the chumps that think about legs all the time? we usually think more about what is between your legs

15. Dont make bets about us, we always find out. And we'll kick your asses after.

How do you think I met you? I betted my friend I would be able to pick you up for ons and more....

16. Don't compare our breasts to Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.

so what? its still nice to look at.

17. As much as you like guys-night, we like girls-night. We're going to have them.

Keep having those girls-night where you go and rub your asses against some guy's d1ck in a club and you will be replaced in no time

18. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.

Yeah you don't say

19. As much as a break up may hurt for us, you better believe we'll make it hurt more for you.

Another threat? must be the PMS acting up. Don't worry about me I will be fine

20. Trust us, we know.

keep telling that to yourself, you might actually believe it

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Pure Comedy Gold. Give up the day job dude.

ryannath said:

Size matters. I agree. Not bragging but I have a 7 1/2 inch penis which is above average and one time I could not even fill a girl's psvvsy up. That psvvsy of hers was so fvcking loose it would have taken 2 of my ****s to fill her up. Guess that's why she told me that two guys dped her psvssy at the same time once. psvssy was enormous!

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Dont you love when your girl brings shyt like that up? They always seem to think we will be amused by their whor-stories, then wonder whats wrong with us, as we get up and leave!

1.Jealousy- major turn off. We hang out with other guys. Get over it.
I agree that jealousy would be a turn off...I think that what girls like is when guys are possessive of them. Possessive indicates that you want them, and jealousy indicates that you're either insecure or desperate...both bad. Girls do hang out with other guys, and if you have a high level of trust and know her friends, it shouldn't be a big deal.

3. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.
Fair enough. Just don't expect us to understand if you complain to us about it.

4.Saying something sweet may sometimes get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
Actions speak louder than words

7. Make us laugh, we love that.
Obvious, but true

11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't... apologize.
No...apologize if you did something wrong, own up and take responsibility for your actions, but don't apologize because your gf has cramps...if the girl expects you to apologize for things you didn't do, find another girl

14. We don't shave our legs everyday, get over it.
Fair enough

17. As much as you like guys-night, we like girls-night. We're going to have them.
Also fair

Woods, yes I agree. I don't know why they think telling us the horish things they do is gonna make us want them more. After she told me that, I swear I laughed at her and said, "that's weird." LOL....then she gets this sad look on her face, and all she says is, "ok", and she is really quiet after that and didn't say much.