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Ok. This is pretty cut and dry, guys. I was chatting with a girl via email and she asked me what I was going to get her for her birthday. Of course, I don't want to tell her what I'm getting her. I'll be honest-I'm not in a very witty mood right now. I need a sarcastic funny retort that will give her a little laugh but won't give away what I got her.

I've thought of these so far, but they arn't exactly funny.:

Nothing.
A wink and a smile. :)
 
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musclyjerk said:
Chatting with a girl?

Are you in a relationship with this girl? If not, tell her nothing and get her nothing.

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Ditto.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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musclyjerk said:
Chatting with a girl?

Are you in a relationship with this girl? If not, tell her nothing and get her nothing.

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and if u in a relationship think about things she likes or likes to do, not just buy her some jewelry just cause. Like if she likes a certain food or restaurant or, she likes backrubs give her one, she like the park set up lunch there, she got a fav movie how it on dvd at yo place have some strawberries and cream then visit the bedroom for dessert ;) That way u aint spending much and the gift means something other than look at how much i spent on you.After her birthday dont do that again, have that be a real rare treat somethin to remember, u do it alot and its not special and just gets boring

if not in relationship then nothing, i also like the autographed pic of yourself idea thats some funny stuff
 
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qweretyuiopas said:
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and if u in a relationship think about things she likes or likes to do, not just buy her some jewelry just cause. Like if she likes a certain food or restaurant or, she likes backrubs give her one, she like the park set up lunch there, she got a fav movie how it on dvd at yo place have some strawberries and cream then visit the bedroom for dessert ;) That way u aint spending much and the gift means something other than look at how much i spent on you.After her birthday dont do that again, have that be a real rare treat somethin to remember, u do it alot and its not special and just gets boring

if not in relationship then nothing, i also like the autographed pic of yourself idea thats some funny stuff
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XD I was about to post that idea.I'm an artist too so I drew her a flawless picture of her favorate actress, and I'm going to give her an autographed pic of me. But the point is- What do I tell her I'm getting her?
 
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Themanthatcan said:
But the point is- What do I tell her I'm getting her?
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Tell her its a surprise duh lol no need to make up something to tell her just say its a surprise.

Yeah thats another idea if u have a talent like that being an artist doing something like that is cool, plus it shows her how good u are. Now me im a chef so Id cook for her, cause I love it and im good at it

*edit woo 500th post only took me about a year and a half
 
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