I've been dating a 9 from my job for a couple weeks and she's given me a good amount of play. But being the guy I am I pulled a line that put me in this long conversation about how she hasn't had sex in two years and I have to get TESTED before we ever have sex.

You know I guess that's fair, but....

I'm in the middle of making baby girl scream, we're fooling around and I see something that looked like.... well, it looked more like a wart than a lump or a mole. It was on the front of her vagina on the skin, I don't know what it's called but it's the part of skin on the sides of where the slit leads to the ****. I know what HPV looks like, and that wasn't it.

Is she pulling something sneaky, or maybe doing what guys do when they cheat and start to accuse their partner?

Might be Genital Warts.

It may not even be a wart it could even be a tumor. Go get her to see a doctor dude.

I'm going to go ahead and ask her. This could end up bad. I might have to give up an amazingly attractive woman. Bummer.

When in doubt, get it checked out.

I asked her. I'm guessing it's some kind of scar tissue from a rape by her first boyfriend. Why do I always find these girls.