Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Hello fello DJs. Seems all that KKK business is sorted now so i can finally get round to my FR as I promised in a post before the weekend......and what a weekend it was!!
Weekend long FR so abit long.....
Friday:
Friday started with everyone from the stag doo arriving at the Hotel we had got for check in at about 3pm.
Firstly we headed off to a medieval Banquet where we get unlimited food beer. I dont drink beer as it is so I decided to take the drinking easy as I wanted to sarge and I preform better when im tipsy rather than drunk.
Arriving at the Banquet I heard from the runner we were in with 2 hen parties....I instantly thought. Excellent! So we wait around for abit before we go to the table. I start to get in the mood to pull and then.....disaster! The 2 hen nights are full of "women" well past there sell by date. Trying to pull a single girl in the place would have been a crime punishable by lose of ****.....the girls were THAT bad in there. At this point i was feeling abit crap.
I went to plan B which was to enjoy the night for what it was and look for a venue change asap.
Luckily being the stags bro I have quite abit of influence of what goes off so i manage to get us to venue change at about 10:30. Just in time to hit the bars. We went to Walkabout (not my choice as its usually full of pissed men looking for fights and the bouncers are ****s) but tonight it was diffrent. As soon as we got in me and my wing for the night realised there was an abundant amount of HBs about. I instantly started taking advantage of the situation. Not feeling the most talkative I went for grinding approaches. After getting a drink I went to the dance floor. Plenty of girls to choose from. I started dancing with a HB9 (prob the fittest girl there at the time). She had several guys around her but I was the only one getting any EC. Putting my hands on her hips she started grinding abit more.....
Now here is where i made what i see as a mistake for the night. A guy came over and started shouting at her. I instantly thought this guy was her BF. He started giving me evils. When he went again I asked her what that was about and she simply said "dont ask". Her intrest then started to waine a little....I think this maybe because i was a little less comfortable applying more kino after that guy had come over. Soon after I moved on. Seeing a HB8 wearing an England flag round her torso. I asked her if that was all she had on. She pulled it down to reveal a skimpy dress before pulling it back up. I started grinding again on her like the last girl. Not much more happened after that as she started dancing with another guy aswell as me. I wasnt going to be second to anyone....So once again I moved on. Another HB 9 dancing on the raised block of the dance floor. I jumped up onto the small space and she accepted me there so we started dancing. At this point i had about 10-15 blokes wanting to be where i was. It was great. Anyways.....after 5 mins a guy asked her to come down and she did then they walked off holding hands....I never saw her get with him but they went out of line of sight.
Anyways my mates left at 1.30. I decided to stay as there was still plenty of totty and i was having a great time. Until 3 I basically just danced with loads of girls not really focusing on one. At 3 I was sitting outside walkabout just talking to random strangers and i noticed the HBs of earlier.....They all left with girl friends and got in taxis either on there own or with their girlfriends....This made me wonder whether the guys from earlier were BF or not....ah well....
Went back to the hotel at 3.30 and there was a HB8 in the lobby on her own. She said hi so was looking for company. I went over and she said she was here because her mate was in the 3 person bedroom shagging and it was doing her head in. I offered her to come back to my room with a
on my face. We joked about and then we went for a joint. I number closed her and tried to get her to come back to my room but she was really tired. (4.30am)
Saturday:
Got up at 8....ughh.....Went tandom driving which was good....went bowling....good day. Texted the HB from last night letting her know I was out in notts again tonight and staying at the hotel if she wanted to meet up. (Not expecting reply) Went to bars in the lace market (Geesha, Skin and Faces). Managed to get 2 numbers from HB 7s. I then organised getting free entry and dances at Senioritas which is the best strip club in Notts.
At senioritas i got everyone in free then had a load of free tickets left. So i waited outside for a group of 4 lads and agreed to get them in free (saving £10) if the got me a drink. They agreed....Free drinks for the rest of the night pull men . As soon as I got to my last drink i get a call from the HB last night. She said her and her mate couldnt get home and were wondering if they could stay in my Hotel Room. I OFC said that was fine. Told my room mate hes staying with someone else and sorted it out for him.
Got a taxi back to the hotel and met with her and her cousin. (HB 8 and a HB7). Hooked arms with both girls and walked into the lobby. Went straight up to the room. HB 7 said we aint going to all fit in that twin. So we pushed the twin and single together and got under the sheets.
F closed both girls in what is one of the most memeroable nights of my life. Had mates run in and threw water over us. told em to get lost and manged to baracade the door with funiture because they stole my doorcard. Got 1 hour of sleep all night. Took both girls home at 12 the next day.
EXcellent weekend.
Weekend long FR so abit long.....
Friday:
Friday started with everyone from the stag doo arriving at the Hotel we had got for check in at about 3pm.
Firstly we headed off to a medieval Banquet where we get unlimited food beer. I dont drink beer as it is so I decided to take the drinking easy as I wanted to sarge and I preform better when im tipsy rather than drunk.
Arriving at the Banquet I heard from the runner we were in with 2 hen parties....I instantly thought. Excellent! So we wait around for abit before we go to the table. I start to get in the mood to pull and then.....disaster! The 2 hen nights are full of "women" well past there sell by date. Trying to pull a single girl in the place would have been a crime punishable by lose of ****.....the girls were THAT bad in there. At this point i was feeling abit crap.
I went to plan B which was to enjoy the night for what it was and look for a venue change asap.
Luckily being the stags bro I have quite abit of influence of what goes off so i manage to get us to venue change at about 10:30. Just in time to hit the bars. We went to Walkabout (not my choice as its usually full of pissed men looking for fights and the bouncers are ****s) but tonight it was diffrent. As soon as we got in me and my wing for the night realised there was an abundant amount of HBs about. I instantly started taking advantage of the situation. Not feeling the most talkative I went for grinding approaches. After getting a drink I went to the dance floor. Plenty of girls to choose from. I started dancing with a HB9 (prob the fittest girl there at the time). She had several guys around her but I was the only one getting any EC. Putting my hands on her hips she started grinding abit more.....
Now here is where i made what i see as a mistake for the night. A guy came over and started shouting at her. I instantly thought this guy was her BF. He started giving me evils. When he went again I asked her what that was about and she simply said "dont ask". Her intrest then started to waine a little....I think this maybe because i was a little less comfortable applying more kino after that guy had come over. Soon after I moved on. Seeing a HB8 wearing an England flag round her torso. I asked her if that was all she had on. She pulled it down to reveal a skimpy dress before pulling it back up. I started grinding again on her like the last girl. Not much more happened after that as she started dancing with another guy aswell as me. I wasnt going to be second to anyone....So once again I moved on. Another HB 9 dancing on the raised block of the dance floor. I jumped up onto the small space and she accepted me there so we started dancing. At this point i had about 10-15 blokes wanting to be where i was. It was great. Anyways.....after 5 mins a guy asked her to come down and she did then they walked off holding hands....I never saw her get with him but they went out of line of sight.
Anyways my mates left at 1.30. I decided to stay as there was still plenty of totty and i was having a great time. Until 3 I basically just danced with loads of girls not really focusing on one. At 3 I was sitting outside walkabout just talking to random strangers and i noticed the HBs of earlier.....They all left with girl friends and got in taxis either on there own or with their girlfriends....This made me wonder whether the guys from earlier were BF or not....ah well....
Went back to the hotel at 3.30 and there was a HB8 in the lobby on her own. She said hi so was looking for company. I went over and she said she was here because her mate was in the 3 person bedroom shagging and it was doing her head in. I offered her to come back to my room with a
on my face. We joked about and then we went for a joint. I number closed her and tried to get her to come back to my room but she was really tired. (4.30am)Saturday:
Got up at 8....ughh.....Went tandom driving which was good....went bowling....good day. Texted the HB from last night letting her know I was out in notts again tonight and staying at the hotel if she wanted to meet up. (Not expecting reply) Went to bars in the lace market (Geesha, Skin and Faces). Managed to get 2 numbers from HB 7s. I then organised getting free entry and dances at Senioritas which is the best strip club in Notts.
At senioritas i got everyone in free then had a load of free tickets left. So i waited outside for a group of 4 lads and agreed to get them in free (saving £10) if the got me a drink. They agreed....Free drinks for the rest of the night pull men
. As soon as I got to my last drink i get a call from the HB last night. She said her and her mate couldnt get home and were wondering if they could stay in my Hotel Room. I OFC said that was fine. Told my room mate hes staying with someone else and sorted it out for him. Got a taxi back to the hotel and met with her and her cousin. (HB 8 and a HB7). Hooked arms with both girls and walked into the lobby. Went straight up to the room. HB 7 said we aint going to all fit in that twin. So we pushed the twin and single together and got under the sheets.
F closed both girls in what is one of the most memeroable nights of my life. Had mates run in and threw water over us. told em to get lost and manged to baracade the door with funiture because they stole my doorcard. Got 1 hour of sleep all night. Took both girls home at 12 the next day.
EXcellent weekend.