Maximus Rex
Banned
Yeah, if your want to continue to cycle of frustration you've been going through. I also included my rebuttuals if you tried this sh*t in the field.
WARNING: LONG READ
These rules are were obviously written by a chick for a chick. A guy probably couldn't of conceived of such dribble. Most of this sh*t is complete and total nonsense. Listen to this and you'll find yourself byself. I'd personally like to know where you got this from. Watch as I dissect and explain what will happen if you followed this in the field.
1. Be considerate, honest, open and respectful ? treat others as you would want to be treated.
On the surface rule one makes alot of sense, but sometimes there's are times when you have to "drop the hammer." Chicks will eventually try you to see what they can get away with. Even the nicest of females will do this. When somebody does something you feel is wrong. You have to check them on the spot. This rule would have you to believe you should let things go. Bad, very bad.
Honesty is always important. Open. Not when you first meet somebody. If your too open you can turn the other person off.
2. Be independent ? take the plunge and call! If you sit around waiting for the other person to do all the work, you may miss out on a whole lot of fun.
This is funny. Women are only "independent," when it's in their benefit to be independent, especially if they're an 8, 9, or 10. The only independent chicks are ugly or fat.
3. Your attitude to men/women plays a large part in determining how they respond to you. Can?t get a steady relationship? Ask yourself? Are you a male chauvinist pig? Are you a total %#&@$!?
Not only am I an a$$hole male chauvanisit pig. I'm proud to say so. Plus chicks dig it.
4. Avoid people who manifest those tired old clichés in their behaviour ? acting coy, playing games, acting macho, being ill-mannered, suggestive etc.
Finally, something that makes some f*cking sense.
Don?t judge a book by its cover. Focus on compatibility first. The guy may not look like a fashion plate, but there?s a lot of fun to be had taking him shopping for clothes. The lady may be a tad too plump, but how about enrolling her at your gym and you work out together?
In order words talk to women I'm not attracted to. This is analgous to telling a family of 5 that they should rent a studio apartment. How about I tell the fat to enroll herself into a gym and holla at me when she's an acceptable weight.
6. Express yourself. Speak your opinions (without being a fanatic), and listen to others.
Do this if you want to. You when you get arrested that the police read your your Miranda Rights and the cops tell you have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. The same applies to a chick. If you have different religious, political, life or cultural views, she'll probably get offended and use this information as a reason not to give you any. Your best be is to avoid these conversations completey and focus on having her see you in a "romantic light."
8. Be upfront about what you do or do not want. For example, if he or she is a smoker, a couch potato, has 6 kids, lots of furry animals and you can?t live with it? don?t carry on the relationship. Don?t think that somehow you?ll change all that once you?re involved? because you won?t be able to!
I'm not saying hide who you are, but there's no need to volunteer information either. Remember chicks are looking for a not to have sex with you.
9. Be yourself because it?s what you?re best at! The more ?yourself? you are, the more relaxed you?ll be, and as a result, the more fun you?ll be. (However, that does not mean ladies arriving for a date in a holey tracksuit with unwashed hair, or guys drinking yourselves into a stupor because that?s what you do with your mates on a Friday night.)
Do this to a point. If yourself by nature are a d*ck or a needy person. You can't neccessarily be who you are. It's a turn off, again. Your mission is to get sex and in order to get sex, you need to get this chick to see you in a romantic light. Your focus needs to be on setting the mood. Louis and Copeland's "How To Succed With Women," goes into greater detail on this point.
10. Do NOT go into this looking for any man/woman. You are looking for the right partner, not just any old one.
This makes absoutley zero sense. I know this was written by a chick for chicks. I'm not looking for a partner, neither should you. I'm looking for somebody to ride me like it's the Kentucky Derby. It leads to a relationship great, if it doesn't no big deal. You not going to find out if this person is right for for at least six months anyway. Until then date other people and have a good time.
11. If you are spiritual or have devout religious or strong moral beliefs, then don?t be embarrassed to say so. These are fundamental to you and people will respect you for sticking to your ideals.
See my reponse to rules 6 and 8.
12) 12. Ask for detailed information before you get too involved with someone. Love will not conquer all when it comes to clinging ex-wives/girlfriends, obnoxious children, looming debt and substance abuse problems. You always ask the price of something before you purchase, don?t you? Check him or her out before you get into bed. It may seem unromantic but will save you a lot of heartache. If you commit too soon you may find yourself with situations you cannot control.
This is important, IF YOUR CONSIDERING MARRIAGE!!! I don't need to know all of this even if you we're in an exclusive relationship. If your bringing outside problems into a situation and you expect me to play therapist, then you need to get the hell on.
13. Ask about family background and relationships;
Again only important if your considering marriage.
b) past relationships and the reasons for the break-ups;
That's none of your f*cking business. I like to leave the past in the past. Plus you don't want to plant seeds of doubt in the chick's head. What if your past relationship ended because of cheating, but your with the new chick now. You've changed your philosophy towards relationships and you now believe in exclusivity. If you tell the broad you that you cheated, in the back of her head she going the have the though that you have the potential to eff around and that will lead to problems.
c) ethics, morals and values; attitudes towards love, commitment and communication; spiritual or religious philosophies;
See my response to the first part of the question.
personal or professional goals.
d) I find this personally offensive. In others will he be able to support me in a opulent lifestyle that I want to live. I thought women were supposed to be "independent," What would it matter what his personal and professional goals are? Some guys are happy with their city jobs, or being managers at fast food and retail resturants. If chick truly wants to be with a guy then his "personal and professional goals," should have no bearing on whether they hook up.
14. Do NOT date someone who is still married, involved, or committed in any way to a previous partner.
Can't argue with that.
15. Look for a person with character. Don?t confuse this with personality. Character is the manifestation of that person?s inner self, everything he/she stands for; the values and morals that shape his/her behaviour. Personality is the way someone presents himself or herself to the world. Character is someone?s essence on the inside. A good personality does not mean that someone has a good character. Conmen are notoriously smooth, slick, charming and charismatic. If you are too desperately looking for commitment, you may be blinded to the reality of a person?s character. Be warned.
This is only important for LTR's and marriage. You character has no relevenance in whether or not I want to bang you. Besides women like notoriously smooth, slick, charming, and charismatic conmen.
16. Judge a man by the size of his heart rather than his wallet. A man with the right woman by his side can conquer the world. A creep with lots of money is still a creep. Women limit themselves to dates with men who look good on paper. So much emphasis is placed on wealth and material accomplishments that quality of person often goes by the wayside. A choice based on material comforts rather than emotional gifts may result in an unhappy relationship.
LOL. This is too funny. Women will do this when Axl Rose releases the "Chinese Democracy," album.
17. Do NOT accept any kind of bad behaviour. This applies to men and women. The first time something offends or embarrasses you on a date (lewd suggestions, drunkenness, screaming, offensive behaviour), get up and leave. If you allow it to happen again, you?ll set a precedent and if you?re prepared to accept any kind of abuse, you?re going to get exactly what you deserve.
Couldn't of said it better myself.
18. Never compromise your values or ideals, or edit your opinions just to get someone to keep on seeing you. It will simply not work out.
Agreed, but just remember when your first dating a person there's no reason for your values, ideals, or opinions to enter into the conversation. Remember anything you say can and will be used against you.
19. Make sure you are emotionally and intellectually sure of the other person before hopping into bed.
The only thing you need to be sure before you smash a chick is that she's conscious and she acquieses.
20. Go into this with an open mind; be prepared to enjoy meeting lots of new people, and when you think you?ve met someone who could be The One?. Take your time. If he or she is right for you, you can?t lose them!
Out of all of these rules follow this one to the letter.
WARNING: LONG READ
These rules are were obviously written by a chick for a chick. A guy probably couldn't of conceived of such dribble. Most of this sh*t is complete and total nonsense. Listen to this and you'll find yourself byself. I'd personally like to know where you got this from. Watch as I dissect and explain what will happen if you followed this in the field.
1. Be considerate, honest, open and respectful ? treat others as you would want to be treated.
On the surface rule one makes alot of sense, but sometimes there's are times when you have to "drop the hammer." Chicks will eventually try you to see what they can get away with. Even the nicest of females will do this. When somebody does something you feel is wrong. You have to check them on the spot. This rule would have you to believe you should let things go. Bad, very bad.
Honesty is always important. Open. Not when you first meet somebody. If your too open you can turn the other person off.
2. Be independent ? take the plunge and call! If you sit around waiting for the other person to do all the work, you may miss out on a whole lot of fun.
This is funny. Women are only "independent," when it's in their benefit to be independent, especially if they're an 8, 9, or 10. The only independent chicks are ugly or fat.
3. Your attitude to men/women plays a large part in determining how they respond to you. Can?t get a steady relationship? Ask yourself? Are you a male chauvinist pig? Are you a total %#&@$!?
Not only am I an a$$hole male chauvanisit pig. I'm proud to say so. Plus chicks dig it.
4. Avoid people who manifest those tired old clichés in their behaviour ? acting coy, playing games, acting macho, being ill-mannered, suggestive etc.
Finally, something that makes some f*cking sense.
Don?t judge a book by its cover. Focus on compatibility first. The guy may not look like a fashion plate, but there?s a lot of fun to be had taking him shopping for clothes. The lady may be a tad too plump, but how about enrolling her at your gym and you work out together?
In order words talk to women I'm not attracted to. This is analgous to telling a family of 5 that they should rent a studio apartment. How about I tell the fat to enroll herself into a gym and holla at me when she's an acceptable weight.
6. Express yourself. Speak your opinions (without being a fanatic), and listen to others.
Do this if you want to. You when you get arrested that the police read your your Miranda Rights and the cops tell you have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. The same applies to a chick. If you have different religious, political, life or cultural views, she'll probably get offended and use this information as a reason not to give you any. Your best be is to avoid these conversations completey and focus on having her see you in a "romantic light."
8. Be upfront about what you do or do not want. For example, if he or she is a smoker, a couch potato, has 6 kids, lots of furry animals and you can?t live with it? don?t carry on the relationship. Don?t think that somehow you?ll change all that once you?re involved? because you won?t be able to!
I'm not saying hide who you are, but there's no need to volunteer information either. Remember chicks are looking for a not to have sex with you.
9. Be yourself because it?s what you?re best at! The more ?yourself? you are, the more relaxed you?ll be, and as a result, the more fun you?ll be. (However, that does not mean ladies arriving for a date in a holey tracksuit with unwashed hair, or guys drinking yourselves into a stupor because that?s what you do with your mates on a Friday night.)
Do this to a point. If yourself by nature are a d*ck or a needy person. You can't neccessarily be who you are. It's a turn off, again. Your mission is to get sex and in order to get sex, you need to get this chick to see you in a romantic light. Your focus needs to be on setting the mood. Louis and Copeland's "How To Succed With Women," goes into greater detail on this point.
10. Do NOT go into this looking for any man/woman. You are looking for the right partner, not just any old one.
This makes absoutley zero sense. I know this was written by a chick for chicks. I'm not looking for a partner, neither should you. I'm looking for somebody to ride me like it's the Kentucky Derby. It leads to a relationship great, if it doesn't no big deal. You not going to find out if this person is right for for at least six months anyway. Until then date other people and have a good time.
11. If you are spiritual or have devout religious or strong moral beliefs, then don?t be embarrassed to say so. These are fundamental to you and people will respect you for sticking to your ideals.
See my reponse to rules 6 and 8.
12) 12. Ask for detailed information before you get too involved with someone. Love will not conquer all when it comes to clinging ex-wives/girlfriends, obnoxious children, looming debt and substance abuse problems. You always ask the price of something before you purchase, don?t you? Check him or her out before you get into bed. It may seem unromantic but will save you a lot of heartache. If you commit too soon you may find yourself with situations you cannot control.
This is important, IF YOUR CONSIDERING MARRIAGE!!! I don't need to know all of this even if you we're in an exclusive relationship. If your bringing outside problems into a situation and you expect me to play therapist, then you need to get the hell on.
13. Ask about family background and relationships;
Again only important if your considering marriage.
b) past relationships and the reasons for the break-ups;
That's none of your f*cking business. I like to leave the past in the past. Plus you don't want to plant seeds of doubt in the chick's head. What if your past relationship ended because of cheating, but your with the new chick now. You've changed your philosophy towards relationships and you now believe in exclusivity. If you tell the broad you that you cheated, in the back of her head she going the have the though that you have the potential to eff around and that will lead to problems.
c) ethics, morals and values; attitudes towards love, commitment and communication; spiritual or religious philosophies;
See my response to the first part of the question.
personal or professional goals.
d) I find this personally offensive. In others will he be able to support me in a opulent lifestyle that I want to live. I thought women were supposed to be "independent," What would it matter what his personal and professional goals are? Some guys are happy with their city jobs, or being managers at fast food and retail resturants. If chick truly wants to be with a guy then his "personal and professional goals," should have no bearing on whether they hook up.
14. Do NOT date someone who is still married, involved, or committed in any way to a previous partner.
Can't argue with that.
15. Look for a person with character. Don?t confuse this with personality. Character is the manifestation of that person?s inner self, everything he/she stands for; the values and morals that shape his/her behaviour. Personality is the way someone presents himself or herself to the world. Character is someone?s essence on the inside. A good personality does not mean that someone has a good character. Conmen are notoriously smooth, slick, charming and charismatic. If you are too desperately looking for commitment, you may be blinded to the reality of a person?s character. Be warned.
This is only important for LTR's and marriage. You character has no relevenance in whether or not I want to bang you. Besides women like notoriously smooth, slick, charming, and charismatic conmen.
16. Judge a man by the size of his heart rather than his wallet. A man with the right woman by his side can conquer the world. A creep with lots of money is still a creep. Women limit themselves to dates with men who look good on paper. So much emphasis is placed on wealth and material accomplishments that quality of person often goes by the wayside. A choice based on material comforts rather than emotional gifts may result in an unhappy relationship.
LOL. This is too funny. Women will do this when Axl Rose releases the "Chinese Democracy," album.
17. Do NOT accept any kind of bad behaviour. This applies to men and women. The first time something offends or embarrasses you on a date (lewd suggestions, drunkenness, screaming, offensive behaviour), get up and leave. If you allow it to happen again, you?ll set a precedent and if you?re prepared to accept any kind of abuse, you?re going to get exactly what you deserve.
Couldn't of said it better myself.
18. Never compromise your values or ideals, or edit your opinions just to get someone to keep on seeing you. It will simply not work out.
Agreed, but just remember when your first dating a person there's no reason for your values, ideals, or opinions to enter into the conversation. Remember anything you say can and will be used against you.
19. Make sure you are emotionally and intellectually sure of the other person before hopping into bed.
The only thing you need to be sure before you smash a chick is that she's conscious and she acquieses.
20. Go into this with an open mind; be prepared to enjoy meeting lots of new people, and when you think you?ve met someone who could be The One?. Take your time. If he or she is right for you, you can?t lose them!
Out of all of these rules follow this one to the letter.
