“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Just a few funny quotes you could use while flirting

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I was searching google, came across a webside with funny IM names...

PIcked these out

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

I aint guilty, im just not innocent

You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Even hot girls have to fart

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Did you get your good looks from your father. He a plastic surgeon?

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

Noticed they could be used with ****y funny in real life convosations, if used wisely... I know they sound cheesy but I think they could get a few laughs.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
 
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lmao

nice find
 
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Nighthawk said:
They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
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That would be very Eddie Izzardish.

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot. And dark. With a spoon in them..."
 
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These are funny, thanks.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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This one is not smooth, but is hilarious
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
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biglou323 said:
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
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I like those. The kids thing = funny. The player sounds like something I'd say. The little ass? I don't like little asses. I'm a smart ass though. I DON'T Apologize, but this one puts a funny twist (sort of) on it.:)
 
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